melt-in-places:

guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

just-a-hopeful-romantic:

choosing to be vulnerable in the pursuit of love is brave. opening yourself up to love and asking for the same love in return is brave. and the fact that they couldn’t measure up to your level of affection doesn’t diminish that bravery. and it doesn’t diminish the value or the beauty of your love. it just leaves you free to find someone who will love you the way you deserve.

coughloop:

obstlich:

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Snoopy’s first thought

Charlie Brown you are a stupid piece of shit

rheumaticrhetoric:

cafffine:

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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lastvalyrian:

beemovieerotica:

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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

oppenheisenberg-deactivated2023:

they came up with a stupid shape for panties then decided it’s the pussy who’s wrong and you should remove the hair sticking out………. the state of this world

phlebasthebroenician:

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My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

doublism:

bro are you seriously skipping labia day at the gym

lightgaswaterelectricityrent:

if you’re a morally dubious man on tv what you’re going to want to do is go look at your kids while they’re sleeping. then drive your car somewhere

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